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Monday, October 29, 2007

"Meliur Basi Di Pondok Usang" Piko goes Pop!

Dulu, kiri-kanan, depan-belakang,
Wa tengok lu lepak,Dengkur, kroh-kroh-kroh leleh liur bawah pondok usang,
Wa tengok lu hoha-hoha, sembang sorak-borak bawah pokok cari makan,

Tapi sekarang ni dah melain,
Yelah, kiri-kanan, depan-belakang,
Wa tengok lu pacak lutut, tegang urat jaga roda, minta hitam putih,
Wa tengok lu tegak diri, depan pondok kutip kata,
Kata apa ya “Pakcik jangan marah ye, nanti kubur panggil tau”

Lu pakai kolar biru, kasut hitam kilat berkiwi, masuk shif 12 jam sehari…kasihan,
Wa tengok lu letih babe, entah kenapa? Mengapa?

2 juta ringgit melayu lesap kerana lu tak punya mata di belakang,
Eheh… bukan lu orang semua meleleh liur basi ke masa tu,
Dewa-dewi DEVA bikin acara mula,

Sekejap semalam bukan lu tengah mengasapkan nikotin,
Sambil teguk the tarik mamak,
Sambil pula fikirkan masalah keamanan di Palestin,
Tapi itu semalam… cerita lama,
Eheh… tapi apa cerita sekarang?
Bukankah dulu lu fight nak sangat tender, nak pagar tiap segi…
Varsiti ini kah dulu yang terbakar tempat tontonnya dek kerana lu,
Eheh… lu masih boleh tersengih-sengih,
Pelik..Horor! memang lu kuno!
Yelah kuno dengan kanun,

Wa lagi hairan tengok kat seberang laut nun jauh tu,
Pegh…kolar biru macam lu gak…
…dengan senapang patah,
…dengan pisau lipat,
…dengan Bulldog hitam,
Tapi lu still bangsa wa kan?
So malas nak caci-makilah encik-encik,
Mukhabarat selalu kata “Lets hire the Gurkha lagi baguih dari bangsa sendiri”

Maaf lah ye pakcik nama wa Wahid bukan Rashid,
That’s why wa bahasakan diri wa sebab wa Wahid,
Nah tak percaya juga, tengok kad ni,
Nah ambik ni!

Erm kenapa pakcik ni tak dengar ke?
Betul, memang betul pakcik ni dah lanjut,
Bekas askar pencen tak pun polis buangan,
Yang muda-muda mana? Anggurkah mereka?

POLICE AND THIEF WANT TO JAGA?
But then POLICE MATI PENCHURIK JAGA
One more time…
POLICE AND THIEF WANT TO JAGA?
But then JAGA TIDUR PENCHURIK JAGA…


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‘Meliur Basi di Pondok Usang’ was written on 6th February 2006 for Tun Syed Zahiruddin College, UNIVERSITI MALAYA Poem Competition. It was recited by PIKO as one of the contestants. The poem is about the frivolity of the guards on their jobs which leads to a big robbery happened in Universiti Malaya(UM) as the robbers escaped with the total amount of RM2 million. Outsiders who uses UM as a short cut from Kuala Lumpur to Petaling Jaya always get a hard time at the gates after the incident. This bullshit happens not only for the visitors with vehicles but also with all innocent jaywalkers (like me and you). The poem starts with the guards laziness days before the incident which also featured the previous PM quoted in a premier tabloid in regards of the Gurkha guards to be employed assisting our security industry for the fact that their army is well known in combat. The poem was the only poem came out without any love themes unlike other contestants. For the unique words arrangement and for the venom that it injects this poem was entitled the Grand Prize.